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English Humor英语笑话

1 Bring Papa

Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.

Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.


老师:本次考试,你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等,就像你们平常做作业一样。 弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸带来了。

2 Cat and crab

One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!"



English Essay桃花色综合影院美文欣赏

Do you like autumn 你喜欢秋天么?

I do not know when, you fall softly on my red sweater, you put a flower as I have it? 不知什么时候,你轻轻地落在我鲜红的毛衣上,你把我也当成一朵花了吗?

Golden butterfly you! Whom you are dancing in it? Not smile flowers, grasses lost their luster. Oh, I see, you are in the garden that little daisy eyes. 金色的蝴蝶呀!你是在为谁而翩翩起舞呢?花儿没有了笑容,青草失去了光泽。哦,我明白了,你是在为园子里那眨着眼睛的小雏菊。

Golden butterflies, you are willing to pay my friend? Come! Flew into my books, accompanied by bright, I walked into the classroom金色的蝴蝶,你愿意和我交朋友吗?来吧!飞进我的课本,伴着我走进明亮的教室 。

Fall to, chrysanthemum opened. There are red, yellow, with purple, and white, very beautiful! 秋天到了,菊花开了。有红的,有黄的,有紫的,还有白的,美丽极了!

Do you like autumn? 你喜欢秋天吗?

My Hobbies

I have many hobbies, such as reading, skating, and watching TV. But reading is my favorite hobby. I like reading for three reasons. First of all, books introduce me to a new world, which is colorful and with no time and space limit,.Through reading, I can trace back to ancient Egypt, the cradle of human civilization. It can bring myself to the United states, a glamorous land I have been longing to visit. Secondly, reading can improve myself by showing me a new horizon. In the past years, most of my knowledge has been obtained from books. I have learned from many people by reading about their ideas on science, politics, life and society. Thirdly, reading bridges the gap between my dream and my goal. In order to succeed in my career in the future, I must keep reading, thinking and practicing. Reading has become part of my life. I love reading,



My Family

I have a happy family, my father and my mother and I. My father is tall. He likes to wear a suit, and he is the most handsome in my mind. Father is very good-hearted. he not only love me very much, but also like other children in our corridor.

Mother is thin, white hair long. She is not only my mother, or my bosom friend。 She is not only my mother but also my bosom friend! We love each other and also call each other our nicknames. She likes watching Beijing Opera at free time. She says it’s good for her to keep young and it can make her relaxed. I am a student in primary school. I study very hard and I am sure that a good performance in school is the best return for my parents,

My families are always doing what is best for me.They are always on my side.I love each person in my family. I love my sweet warm home.


我有一个幸福的家庭,爸爸,妈妈和我。我爸爸很高,他喜欢穿西装,在我心里,他是最帅的。爸爸心肠很好,不仅非常爱我,而且也喜欢楼道里的其他小朋友。 妈妈瘦瘦白白的,有一头长头发。她不仅是我的妈妈,更是我的知心好友。我们很爱彼此而且喜欢叫对方的外号。她空闲时候喜欢看京剧。她说看京剧是一种能让她保持年轻放松心情的好方法。

我是个小学生。我学习非常努力,而且我相信,好的成绩是对父母最好的回报。 我的家庭总是一切为我最好。他们总是在我身边。我爱我家里的每一个人。我爱我甜蜜的家。

English quotations 桃花色综合影院名言警句

1. All things in their being are good for something. 天生我才必有用。

2. Every journey of a thousand miles begins with one step 千里之行,始于足


3. Failure is the mother of success. 失败是成功之母。

4. While there is life there is hope. 一息若存,希望不灭。

5. Energy and persistence conquer all things. 能量加毅力可以征服一切。

6. A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。

7. Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。

8. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 只会用功不玩耍,聪明孩子也


9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一天一苹果,不用请医生。 ??

10. Constant dripping wears away a stone. 水滴石穿,绳锯木断。

11. Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. ??不要自找麻烦。 ??

12. He laughs best who laughs last. 谁笑到最后,谁笑得最好。 ??

13. Keep good men company and you shall be of the number. 近朱者赤,近墨

者黑。 ??

14. Many heads are better than one. 三个臭皮匠,赛过诸葛亮。

15. Man proposes, God disposes. 谋事在人,成事在天。 ??

16. Lost time is never found again. 岁月既往,一去不回。

17. It never leave that until tomorrow , which you can do today .今日事今日毕。

18. never rains but it pours. 不鸣则已,一鸣惊人。

19. Do not have too many irons in the fire. 贪多嚼不烂。

20. One is never too old to learn. 活到老,学到老。??


英语手抄报笑话篇二:英语手抄报 资料

片段一:We are the masters of the Earth and the Earth is our home which we should protect it. Do not pollute the Earth. Low-carbon living is actually very simple, as long as we do not waste resources , we can save some energy for the nature , for the earth to do many good things.



Save electricity. It is crucial. We can't imagine what the life will be like without it. Everyone should do his best to save electricity. Don't forget to turn off lights or other electric machines when we finish working.



Save forests. They are useful .Please stop cutting them down and use recycled paper instead. Make our world a green one to live in.



Recycle useful rubbish. Plenty of rubbish can be recycled like cans, paper, bottles, and so on. We can save resources in this way.


片段五: Earth is our only home in universe. If we don't protect it from now on, we will have nowhere to go when the environment being ruin. Look at what we have done to our mather land. We let out too much exhaust gas that our atmosphere is no longer clear and health for breath. In many big cities, we can hardly see a bright blue sky. We use as much resourse as we can find, then turn them into rubbish. These rubbish is taken up more and more space in our planet. We also pollute water. Fishes and other beings are suffering to our mistakes. Some are died out , Some are dying out in future. All of us must do something to protect our earth. Take a bus instead of private car; use goods that are made of recycle material. Many ways we can take in daily life should do good for our better future.







As is known to us all, our environment is getting worse and worse, and a low carbon life is becoming more and more popular among people.

A low carbon life can be of great use for us. It can help save energy and

cut down the pollution . It can reduce the amount of carbon dioxide that is the main cause of greenhouse effect, and can help keep our environment beautiful and clean

Therefore, we should live a low carbon life. First of all, as students, we should go to school on foot instead of driving a car. Cars not only let out carbon dioxide but also waste energy. Second, we had best not use plastic bags which can bring about the white pollution. We should use the environmentally-friendly bags. Third, it's of great use to plant trees. Trees can absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen. Finally, we should start with small things, Therefore, as students, we ought to turn out the lights the moment we leave the classrooms, turn off the tap in time, and reuse our textbooks and so on.




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