幽默英语演讲稿

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幽默英语演讲稿篇一:幽默的英语演讲稿

英语演讲幽默开场白

作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法

入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他

演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。 幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。 演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若,优雅地点头

微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when you

finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy

schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing

full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好

象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸

体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,

但眼睛有些疲劳。

i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think

of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing

up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works.

i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。创新句子:大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部分人,我非常 紧张。

我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 personally, i have never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how much i admire

myself for that.

幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我.我先用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。 let me put this into plain english. i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.

幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。 创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,大学生版本,你是听小学

一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的?如果你听过这个故事,请不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。 if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only

one i know.

幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。创新句子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,我也这样照顾你们。 演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。 making a speech is like watering a lawn. you’re satisfied if just a quarter of

it sinks in.

幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一观众听就不错了。幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲,我不知道我要讲点儿什么开始前我想

告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目,我现在少讲20分钟,我们能够及时赶回家看2

台的节目。

before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has been edited fortelevision. i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the

game on channel 2. 幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。 可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一

直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者,——他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,

所以就打电话把我找来了。 幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。 创新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢?篇二:幽默英语演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿

love your mother

爱你的母亲

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他.

i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........ 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都会

常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and

became a man,

still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why

do women cry so easily?

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered...... 上帝回答:

when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,

我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,

却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人... i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection

even from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows her

to keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言... i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.

even when her child has hurt her badly.... she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell

a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时

候...

她用那特别的力量,让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰,也能够让年轻的子女消除紧

张与恐惧...

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashioned

her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫,尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人,使女人可以保

护男人的心脏...

i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes

tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.... 我给她智慧,让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子,但有时候会试炼她坚定的永

远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心.for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to use

whenever needed and

it is her only weakness....when you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困

难,

我也同样赐她流下眼泪,

这是当她在需要时可以使用的,

这是她唯一的软弱之处...当你看到她哭泣的时候,告诉她你有多么地爱她,

告诉她她为所有人所做的一切,即使这样她可能还是会哭泣,但你会使她的心里得到安慰.she is special!

please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special

women in their lives.

她是独特的!

请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人, 有母亲,姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人. but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing

a woman is.篇三:中桃花色综合影院幽默演讲 幽默演讲——调侃自己(中英对照) 演讲者如何调侃自己 创新句子:你们或者睡觉,或者不睡,只要不打呼噜,我就接着讲。 幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。 演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若,优雅地点头

微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。 poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking

time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile

graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee

from breakfast. 幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好

象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸

体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,

但眼睛有些疲劳。

i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think

of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really

works. i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes. 幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。创新句子:大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部分人,我非常紧张。 我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 personally, i have

never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that.幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我。 我先用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。 let me put this into plain english. i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.

幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。 创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,大学生版本,你是听小学

一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的?如果你听过这个故事,请不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。

if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only

one i know.

幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。创新句子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,我也这样照顾你们。 演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。 making a speech is like watering a lawn. you’re satisfied if just a quarter of

it sinks in.

幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一观众听就不错了。幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲,我不知道我要讲点儿什么。 开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目,我现在少讲20分钟,我们能够

及时赶回家看2台的节目。before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has been edited for

television. i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game

on channel 2. 幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。 可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一

直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者,——他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,

所以就打电话把我找来了。

幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。 创新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢? 有人有舞台恐惧症,我没有;舞台不会怎么样我,是观众快把我吓死了! some people

suffer from stage fright. i don’t. the stage doesn’t bother me at all. it’s the

audience that scares the hell out of me! 幽默注释:stage fright舞台恐惧症,而不是舞台吓唬我。我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。如果我能够把时钟拨回去 at one time

or another, i think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. i know if

i could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, i’d be the happiest person in this room.

because that’s when i left my speech on the kitchen table. 幽默注释:自己上台前

还在刻苦练习,演讲稿落家里了,讲错了希望观众包涵。我不想吹牛,但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来,他们再也没有坐下,直到走到他

们的汽车那儿。i don’t want to brag, but the last time i did this it brought the audience to

its feet. and they never sat down again until they reached their cars. 幽默注释:观众听他演讲,都站起来走了,他还在吹牛呢。创新句子:我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来,观众睡得很香甜。 如果我有点儿犹豫,你们一定要原谅我,这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的

小孩儿喊叫除外。

if i’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. this is the first after-dinner

speech i’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in mcdonald’s. 幽默注释:

自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。 创新句子:你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。 我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲,让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目

——我。

幽默英语演讲稿篇二:有趣的经历英语演讲稿

what did you do with your phone everyday? watch movie or play mobile game? use wechat or browse weibo? you spend a lot of time in these matters, but you learn nothing. why don’t you find some interesting and useful applications? i will show you three interesting and useful applications.

no.1 yingyuliulishuo(英语流利说)

i believe your spoken english will be improved after used period of time.no.2 nike+running

this application is the most popular for runner. would you like to know how many calories during the run? have you made some progress since you run? this app will tell everything and help you stay motivated as long as you use this app.

nike running shares your runs and let your friends keep going with cheers along the way. in this way, it helps you stay motivated.

and nike running stay on track, no matter where you are. on the trial treadmill, or streets, your phone’s gps and accelerometer accurately track your distance, pace and time. you can also track your metrics at every mile with in-run audio feedback.no.3 zhihu(知乎)

now, i will show you a video to get more details.

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as you see, zhihu is a very interesting and useful application.

in the end, i want to say your phone can eich your life and broaden your views, not only play games. hope you like these applications i introduce.篇二:10分钟英语演讲稿

programming and life

there is a man who stays at home and does his own work by himself day and night, but just has few friends.

these images shown above probably are what people think of programmers as, in fact, programmers indeed give us a bad impression sometimes. however, people just have a partial understanding of programmers’ life, not to mention that they can know the fun of programming. there is no doubt that programs affect all aspects of our lives in an obvious or potential way, especially they are reflected in electronic products that we use nowadays.

when you are so proud of possessing an iphone, you’d better remember that it is the program that makes you get confidence to show off the advanced mobile phones thoroughly.

when you needn’t worry about hot summer and cold winter owing to an air-conditioner, you’d better remember that it is the program that makes you share the machine’s intelligent.

when you release your pressure by playing varies of online games, you’d better remember that it is the program that makes you enjoy the great entertainment in life.。。。。。。(software one i made,introduce its function and application)。。。。。。(software two i made,introduce its function and application) 。。。。。。(software three i made,introduce its function and application)i love programming, because of its powerful function.

i love programming, because of its abundant application.

i love programming, because of its terrible challenge.

i love programming, but i am not intend to be an outstanding programmer, nor making a great researching achievement. i just want to know it and do what i want with it.i hope you firstly remove the horrible psychology upon programming, and then try to get in touch with it. at last, i hope programming gives you much happiness in life!译文:

编程与生活

破晓时分,一扇窗子打开,窗子旁边站着一个人,他望向窗外密密麻麻的建筑物,畅快地呼吸着新鲜空气,但是,仅仅一会儿,他便踱步回到座椅上,紧紧盯着电脑屏幕,这个人多半是程序员。

有这么一个人,他专心致志于他的电脑,却并不关心他的穿戴,甚至他是否洗漱过。 有这么一个人,他对计算机语言相当精通,却拥有并不高的情商,也不善处人事关系。 有这么一个人,他日夜待在家,独立做着自己的事,却朋友甚少。

上面描述的一些形象多半就是人们对程序员的印象,实际上,程序员有时确实给我们留下了不好的印象。然而,人们对程序员生活的看法只是偏见,更不用说能体会到编程的乐趣。毫无疑问,计算机程序的作用或明显或潜在地影响着我们生活的方方面面,尤其体现在我们使用的电子产品上。

当你为拥有一部苹果手机而骄傲的时候,不要忘了是程序让你有了向别人炫耀这部先进手机的绝对信心。

当你利用电脑摆平生活中的困难的时候,不要忘了是程序让你贪图到了电脑的便利。 当你因为拥有一台空调而不必为炎热的夏日和寒冷的冬天发愁的时候,不要忘了是程序让你享受到了这台机器的智能。

当你用各种网络游戏来释放工作带来的压力时,不要忘了是程序让你在生活中享受到了网络游戏的巨大娱乐功能。

如同人的思想支配行为一样,计算机程序在现代生活中扮演着重要的角色,社会进步和人类进化都离不开程序。在实际应用中,一个软件是由许多程序组成,然后结合硬件组装成为一个高科技电子产品。在日常生活中,到处都可以发现各种各样的电子产品,几乎每分每秒我们都在利用这些产品来激发我们的生活热情。

没错,编程是一项艰巨的工作,因为编程拥有不同寻常的特点——复杂、费时、逻辑性。编程需要我们持续的耐心和信心,并且在大树情况下我们应该能接受屡战屡败。但是一旦你深入了解程序后,你将为程序的神奇而震惊。具体来说,通过编程,一堆数据或者一个计算模型被轻易得到分析,得到我们想要的数据,或是模型的一些参数。编程的这种神奇的力量吸引所有的程序员,当然也包括我。

编程除了会带来复杂问题简单化或是模型化,重要的是还能锻炼我们的分析能力和逻辑能力。计算机语言有规定的语法,如何将这些语言组织成一种合理的计算算法,并且效率高,将是挑战我们一件事,好比我们说的话是简单易懂的且不费口舌,这将会非常有趣。(ppt介绍自己做的小软件1,及其应用。)

(ppt介绍自己做的小软件2,及其应用。)

(ppt介绍自己做的小软件3,及其应用。)

对我们的国家来说,保护国家安全不受别国欺凌,是非常重要的,比如日本。加强军事实力让我们不得不关注信息化战争,而它与程序和软件的基础功能是息息相关的。中国已有14亿的巨大人口了,这意味着每天将发生来自所有人们的各种杂乱事物,管理社会秩序也得益于程序集成的信息。再近一点说,在这个课堂里的我们都是工科研究生,将来从事的都是研究、设计工作,程序不仅仅是我们的一种工具,更是一种推动科技进步、发明创新的有力

的武器。

更近一点来讲,在这个教室内,我们都是工科研究生,并且将来多半从事研究和设计方面工作。所以,程序不仅仅应成为我们学习的工具,还要成为我们推动科技,加大发明创新的武器。

我喜欢编程,喜欢它强大的功能。

我喜欢编程,喜欢它丰富的应用。

我喜欢编程,喜欢它可怕的挑战。

我喜欢编程,并不是想成为伟大的程序员,也并不是想做出优异的科研成绩,而是去了解它,用它做自己想做的事。

我希望大家首先从心理上卸下对程序的恐惧,然后试着去了解它,最后希望程序能给大家的生活带来乐趣!篇三:英语教学故事演讲稿

英语教学故事演讲稿

尊敬的各位评委、各位老师:

大家好!很高兴能有机会与大家分享我的教学故事。我是一名小学品德专职教师,在教品德与生活课的过程中,在那一节节活泼生动的品德课堂上,有许多有趣、动人的故事,有许多能够引起我思考的瞬间,也有许多启迪学生的情节,今天,我不可能全数呈现给你们。这里我要给大家讲的故事是由我今年刚拍摄不久的照片引发的,这也就是我今天演讲的题目——一盒发霉的蘑菇。

4月中旬的一个下午,我走进了301班教室,因为主题为《孝敬父母》,我首先播放了《常回家看看》的背景音乐,正当我准备引出主题时,一位四十多岁、头发凌乱、身背背篓、左手拄着一根竹棍的农村妇女站在教室的门前,嘶哑着声音喊到:“儿啊,娘给你送东西来了,你出来一下,好吗。”这突如其来的声音和举动使本来安静的教室骚动起来,而后由骚动变成了一片嘲笑声。而那位母亲的孩子何国友——一个平时总爱嘲笑别人且十分调皮的学生,此时不仅涨红了脸,而且十分尴尬。我急忙叫出了何国友让他到教室外接一下母亲送来的东西,并要他将自己的妈妈送出校门。当我回到教室的时候,嘲笑声依然没有停下来,面对着这些童稚般的嘲笑。我的心里不仅仅有点酸涩更有一种说不出的哀伤,我的眼前仿佛闪现出母亲育我求学路上的艰辛??回过神来,我毅然在黑板上板书了课题《孝敬父母》,然后回转身来,面向全体学生深情地说:“老师的妈妈也曾像何国友同学的妈妈一样。为了让我和我的弟弟能好好读书,她起早贪黑,含辛茹苦??”霎时,整个教室里的嘲笑声嘎然而止,静得没有一点声音。当安静需要被打破的时候,我才引出了一个让全班同学交流讨论的话题:爸爸妈妈给我们做了什么?我又能给爸爸妈妈做些什么???可想而知,这节课学生讨论十分热烈。下课后,许多嘲笑的同学纷纷向何国友道歉,关心的话语一句胜过一句。

“五·一”长假后的一天早上,我在办公室打扫卫生,发觉门外有一个孩子在徘徊,我拉开门一看,原来是何国友,他手里抱着一个纸盒子,外面用透明胶带缠了一圈又一圈,他在我面前喃喃地说:“ 殷老师,这几天放假回乡下,我特地从山上采了许多蘑菇,请您收下。”然后便跑开了。

下班回家后,我打开纸盒,里面的蘑菇全发霉了,里面还有一封信,是何国友的妈妈请人代写的,信里有这样一句话至今铭刻在我的心里:殷老师,我以前只求孩子学好文化,并没奢求孩子回报什么。但从那次回来后,他却变了一个样,又是洗衣,又是做饭,还帮我们干活儿,晚上,他第一次给我们倒了一盆热腾腾的洗脚水。我高兴得哭了好几次。他能有这样的进步,真得谢谢老师的教育!他妈妈的那封信我读了一次又一次,每次都感动得热泪盈眶。 后来我还了解到,何国友来学校几天后才敢送来,所以,一盒新鲜的蘑菇全发霉了。亲爱的同事们,可能你会认为这哪里是什么礼物,但我深深地知道,这确实不是什么礼物,而是一颗纯洁无瑕的心哪!

可能正因为这样,为了让这容易消失的特殊的礼物永远留存,我从朋友处借来数码相机,把这“一盒发霉的蘑菇”拍了下来,永久珍藏在我的情感抽屉里,因为在容易流逝的教育细节中,这种教育的契机永远是弥足珍贵的。抓住了一个又一个这样的契机不仅可以给课堂带来一片盎然生机,更可以为学生健康和谐的成长创造一次又一次难得的发展空间。

幽默英语演讲稿篇三:关于梦想幽默英语演讲

good morning,boys and girls!

i’m very glad to stan(来自:WWw.zHaoqT.net 蒲公 桃花色综合影院 摘:幽默英语演讲稿)d here and give you a short speech! to begin with ,i want to pop a question .does everybody dream a good dream last night? actually ,today i want to talk about dream with you. of course, what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream about life.

every one has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them. with the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.with the dream, there is hope,with hope, we have the strength to fight.

life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always confort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead .

so bear in mind your dream and never give up your dream easily. look into the great people’s experiences, you may find the truth that good dream makes a good one, because there is nothing like a dream to create the future and build up our body .你会发现真理,好梦是好的,因为没有什么比梦想更能创造未来,建立我们的身体。最后,我想建议。有一个梦想,追求它。要明智地使用你的时间,做你应该做什么来让你的梦想成真。虽然这是一个很辛苦的工作来顶你的梦想山,但俗话说,“山的高度,但男人使峰值”。只要我们坚持,我们将最终实现它。

dreams?are sent by zeus. 梦想,是来自宙斯的礼物。(荷马)

if you can dream it, you can do it. 有梦者事竟成。(沃特)

你的生活深度取决于你对年幼者的呵护,对年长者的同情,对奋斗者的怜悯体恤,对弱者及强者的包容。因为生命中总有一天你会发现其中每一个角色你都扮演过。(乔治·华盛顿)“梦想有两扇门,”在奥德修斯结束了十年的漂泊后,潘尼洛对他说,“一扇是号角制成,一扇是象牙制成。通过精雕细缕的象牙门得梦想不过是一场会归于无的海市蜃楼的童话;而那些通过磨砺的号角门的梦想才会成为真实,为人所见。” faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. it is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed. 当还缺乏产生信仰的足够理由时,要用信念去包涵。模棱两可不足以支持一个信仰。(伏尔泰)

as wishes may inspire dreams, so dreams may inspire wishes. 正如心愿能够激发梦想,梦想也能够激发心愿。

how to get happiness 如何获得快乐

there is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. without it, life will be empty and meaningless. if you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.

first, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.

secondly, happiness consists in contentment. a man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.

无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它,人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐,你须注意下面两点。

健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。

快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。

the value of time 爱惜时光

an english proverb says that time is money. i consider it (this) wrong. why? because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time (in anyway). for this reason, we may (can) say that time is more valuable than money. many people do not know the value of time. it (this) is indeed a great pity. we must bear (keep) in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life.英国有句谚语说,时间就是金钱。我认为这是不对的。为什么?因为我们大家都知道我们能够用工作赚钱,但无论如何却无法把时间争取回来。基于此种理由,我们可以说时间比钱钱更宝贵。许多人不知爱惜时光。这确实是可惜的。我们必须记住浪费时间等于浪费生命。ladies and gentlemen, good morning! i’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.

how to say future? maybe it’s a nice wish. lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 女士们,先生们,早上好!我很高兴站在这里给你一个简短的讲话。 人的一生是一个成长的过程,其实我站在这里是一个增长。如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择,那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来。曾经我盼望将来能上大学,然而那已经过去了,你知道我来这里,现在我想知道未来的我。当我来到这所学校,我告诉我自己:我不久的将来,一切从这里开始。下面我将学习如何成为一个男人,一个综合的人,谁拥有优良的机构,可以承担重要的任务,能独立思考,思想开放,心思缜密,有判断是非的能力,有一份不错的工作。我的老师曾经告诉我说:“你不是缝纫,你是设计师;永远不要忘记你所能展示给人们的是你的思想,而不是你的手艺。”我会将我的个性与我的兴趣和能力到我的研究,在这些过程中我将学习与工作结合起来。如果我能实现这个“未来”,我就认为我真的成长了。并且我深信我的亲人,良好的友情和爱情的完美和幸福的未来。怎么说的未来?也许这是一个美好的愿望。让我们下定决心,坚持到底,好好的享受生活。

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